I have 2 sisters. My younger one, Yan, was a kuku - meaning she's a bit crazy and dumb. Muhaha. This is known fact. She always lose her way, got on the wrong bus, misses the busstop and many many others. Today, she went for an interview in NUS as she appealed for a place in Accountancy. Prior to the interview, i have to go through some mock interviews with her.
Halfway thru the 'interview' (Auntie was with me)
Me:
Tell me about your abilities
Yan:
I have the ability to identify backstabbers and backstab them before they backstab me.
Auntie and I:
Muhahahahaha
Me:
Ok. Tell me how can Middle east contributes to the world's economy.
Yan (acted angrily):
They can, if they were to stop fighting wars.
Auntie and I:
(drop dead laughing)
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That's my little sister. To think everyone were saying her actions and way of speaking are somehow similar to mine.
Halfway thru the 'interview' (Auntie was with me)
Me:
Tell me about your abilities
Yan:
I have the ability to identify backstabbers and backstab them before they backstab me.
Auntie and I:
Muhahahahaha
Me:
Ok. Tell me how can Middle east contributes to the world's economy.
Yan (acted angrily):
They can, if they were to stop fighting wars.
Auntie and I:
(drop dead laughing)
......................................................................................................
That's my little sister. To think everyone were saying her actions and way of speaking are somehow similar to mine.
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