Bad Bedroom Feng Shui Tip # 1: Create a home office in your bedroom. Be especially mindful about having all surfaces overflowing with papers, folders, sticky notes and unpaid bills. If you have any old computers that do not work, it is ideal to have them here, in case your working computer malfunctions and you will immediately need your old broken one.
Bad Bedroom Feng Shui Tip # 2: Bring on the exercise equipment. It will definitely energize your love life.
Bad Bedroom Feng Shui Tip # 3: Do not forget the TV. A big one, and very close to bed. Watch the news for at least 30mins every night right before you go to sleep.
Bad Bedroom Feng Shui Tip # 4: Display photos of ALL your friends and family, ideally from several generations, to "watch over your love life".
Bad Bedroom Feng Shui Tip # 5: Tuck under your bed the old memorabilia from all your ex-es. Tuck it really tight so there is no breathing room left, and then tuck some more.
Bad Bedroom Feng Shui Tip # 6: Decorate you bedroom in dark, drury colors. For a splash of colour, get creative with your halloween costumes and accessories.
Bad Bedroom Feng Shui Tip # 7: Bring all your dying plants, big and small, be it in chipped pots or former yogurt containers. Your bedroom is the place to have them! Place the plants so that you can see them first thing when you wake up and last thing before you go to sleep. Might be a bit of a competition here form either the TV, the computer(s) or the exercise equipment, but stay focused and do your best!
Bad Bedroom Feng Shui Tip # 8: Forget about two bedside tables, and just squish the bed into a corner. Gracefully place one cheerful Winnie the Pooh pillow on top of your bed. Position the pillow so that it faces the door and greets you every time you come in.
Bad Bedroom Feng Shui Tip # 9: Do not open the windows or let the natural light in!
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