Blurrrrrrrrr

At the bus-stop

Me: (frantically searching through my bag) I can't seem to find my wallet.
Monkey: Did you leave it in the restaurant?
Me: I dont remember seeing it on the table
Me: Oh! Here it is. It's in my hand all along -.-ll
Monkey: (Roll eyes x1000)
Me: Sorry sorry... I really forgotten I am taking it