Friday, October 30, 2009

笑一个 :) Smile ^__^

突然间,想到了旧笑话:

三个人被食人族抓住。三人苦求族长要求放过他们。于是族长要求三人去林子里各找10个水果。第一人呆了十粒葡萄回来。族长要他把市里葡萄都塞进屁股,而且不能笑,如果笑了会被处死。于是他一粒一粒塞进屁股,被放了。第二个带了十粒红毛丹回来。同样的,族长要他把这十粒红毛丹都塞进屁股,并且不能笑。第二个人,一粒一粒塞进屁股。但当他塞到第九里时,他笑了,并被处死。你猜他为什么笑?

An old joke :

3 guys were caught by the cannibals and they were brought to the village head...The village head asked them to search and bring back 10 of the same type of fruits and so they went to find. The first guy brought back 10 grapes. The village head told him, "if you managed to push all 10 grapes into your asshole and not laugh, you will be freed." He managed to do it and was released. The second guy brought 10 rambutans back.. and the village head said the same thing to him. He was at his 9th, when he burst into laughter. He was killed. So why did he laugh?

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因为他看到第三个人带了十粒榴莲回来
Cos he saw the third guy bringing back 10 durians.

1 comment:

CaL said...

morale of the story....do not make merry of another's misfortune